Satire: Nation Tunes In To See Which Sociopath More Likable This Time

October 22nd, 2012

Via: The Onion:

According to reports, millions of viewers across the country are expected to tune in to tonight’s town-hall-style presidential debate at Hofstra University in order to determine which complete and utter sociopath they find more likable this time around.

“I’m very curious to see which one of these two clinically sociopathic individuals will present the most convincing and authentic approximation of an actual human conscience tonight,” said Cincinnati-area voter Miranda Harrick, 40, adding that both candidates, like all successful politicians, were undeniably skilled at such calculated artifice. “I think whoever is able to best manipulate me into thinking they experience normative emotional states such as empathy and regret will probably have my vote come November, so I’m excited to see what happens.”

One Response to “Satire: Nation Tunes In To See Which Sociopath More Likable This Time”

  1. Eileen Says:

    Yes it was amazing to see this “debate.” The aftermath is even funnier. I almost peed my pants reading through these tweets and pix today, but that was then.
    Tonight I’ll be sending a missive to a friend examining fascism versus the Mormon belief system. Big Yawn on both counts. Both systems think it is their right to Fluck us up the #ss.

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