Archive for July, 2009
John Holdren, Obama’s Science Czar, Says: Forced Abortions and Mass Sterilization Needed to Save the Planet
July 11th, 2009Via: Zombietime: Forced abortions. Mass sterilization. A “Planetary Regime” with the power of life and death over American citizens. The tyrannical fantasies of a madman? Or merely the opinions of the person now in control of science policy in the United States? Or both? These ideas (among many other equally horrifying recommendations) were put forth […]
Bill Gates Sets His Sights On Controlling the Weather
July 10th, 2009Via: Popular Science: Truly this is the age of Greenfinger: Billionaire Bill Gates has patented the idea to halt hurricanes by decreasing the surface temperature of the ocean. The patent calls for a large fleet of specially equipped ships which would mix warm water from the ocean surface with colder water down below, according to […]
Swine Flu Killing Fat People (Not The Onion)
July 10th, 2009Via: Bloomberg: An unexpected characteristic has emerged among many swine flu victims who become severely ill: They are fat. Doctors tracking the pandemic say they see a pattern in hospital reports from Glasgow to Melbourne and from Santiago to New York. People infected with the bug who have a body mass index greater than 40, […]
Medvedev Shows Off Sample Coin of New ‘World Currency’ at G-8
July 10th, 2009Via: Bloomberg: Russian President Dmitry Medvedev illustrated his call for a supranational currency to replace the dollar by pulling from his pocket a sample coin of a “united future world currency.” “Here it is,” Medvedev told reporters today in L’Aquila, Italy, after a summit of the Group of Eight nations. “You can see it and […]
After Goldman, Citadel Files Its Own Espionage Suit
July 10th, 2009Via: New York Times: Citadel Investment Group has joined the Goldman Sachs espionage potboiler with a lawsuit of its own. Citadel, one of the world’s most successful hedge fund firms, sued a former top executive in its highly successful quantitative trading unit and two others for setting up their own firm — the same firm […]
Ex-Goldman Programmer Detailed His Code Downloads to FBI Agent
July 10th, 2009It looks like there’s a large bozo factor in this case. If there was criminal intent, this will be one for America’s Dumbest Criminals. Via: Bloomberg: Sergey Aleynikov, the former Goldman Sachs Group Inc. computer programmer arrested last week for stealing software, told an FBI agent he uploaded proprietary code to an encrypted server he […]
Florida Prepares for Huge Swine Flu Shot Program
July 10th, 2009Via: Florida Today: Florida’s surgeon general says the state is preparing for massive swine flu immunizations, starting with schoolchildren, as the Obama administration urges states to prepare for the likelihood that the virus might worsen in the fall. Advertisement ”We may end up averting a crisis. That’s our hope,” said President Barack Obama, who took […]
Ireland Makes Blasphemy Illegal
July 10th, 2009Father McGreer buys an ice cold beer And a short for Father Loyola Father Joe’s got the clap again He’s drinking Coca-Cola —The Pogues, Rain Street Sane Response 1: I’ll Blaspheme Who I Want, You God Fearing Cunt Ahern Sane Resonse 2: Blasphemy Law is Silly, Dangerous and Unjust Via: Paliban Daily: Irish atheists are […]
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