The God of High Places

May 12th, 2011

Via: Declarations of Independence:

It is time for you to hear this, whether it be dangerous knowledge or not. Understanding the methods and motives of the worship of the God of High Places is very important for the future viability of the human race. I am just a squirrel, eating an acorn in the boughs of the tree of life, but the knowledge of the God of High Places has been transmitted, and must be shared across the entire tree, from root to tip. The first thing that you should know is that the God of High Places is a belly God. The second thing you should know is that that belly is never full. The third thing you should know is that unless you’re the elect, you’ve got a good chance of being dinner. Why are you on the plate, you might ask? Because the God of High Places demands sacrifice.

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