Archive for the 'Religion' Category
“Green Confessions” to Help Eco-Sinners Find Forgiveness
August 31st, 2007Will the Church sell carbon offset indulgences? Hmm. Saint Gore? Via: Times Online: Forgotten to recycle any newspapers or tin cans recently? Feeling guilty because you neglected to carbon offset your flight to somewhere, anywhere, outside England this summer? The Roman Catholic Church is at hand with a new line in “green confessions†to help […]
Mother Teresa Doubted the Existence of God
August 24th, 2007I wonder: How many saints felt the same way as Mother Teresa? Via: CBS: In life, she was an icon for believers of God’s work on Earth. Her ministry to the poor of Calcutta was a world-renowned symbol of religious compassion. She was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Mother Teresa had a calling, she told […]
China Bans Buddhist Monks in Tibet from Reincarnating without Government Permission
August 18th, 2007Via: MSNBC: In one of history’s more absurd acts of totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. According to a statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs, the law, which goes into effect next month and strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate, is […]
Homeland Security Enlists Clergy to Quell Public Unrest if Martial Law Ever Declared
August 17th, 2007Yes, friends, the concentration camps represent the path to salvation. Praise the Lord! Via: ksla: Could martial law ever become a reality in America? Some fear any nuclear, biological or chemical attack on U.S. soil might trigger just that. KSLA News 12 has discovered that the clergy would help the government with potentially their biggest […]
Zeitgeist
July 30th, 2007Zeitgeist is an extremely impressive film that delivers a vast amount of fascinating information in a coherent way. It’s definitely worth setting aside a couple of hours of interruption free time to watch this. If you know any people who don’t quite “get it” yet, this will rattle their cages. Who produced this??? They’ve made […]
Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles to Pay $660 Million to Victims
July 15th, 2007Via: Breitbart / AP: Hundreds of people who claim they were abused by clergy affiliated with the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles can expect to be paid more than $1 million each in a $660 million settlement of their lawsuits. The deal, by far the largest settlement in the church’s sexual abuse scandal, was […]
Another Hypocrite Jesus Freak at the Whore House
July 10th, 2007Family values. Via: CNN: Sen. David Vitter, R-Louisiana, apologized Monday night for “a very serious sin in my past” after his telephone number appeared among those associated with an escort service operated by the so-called “D.C. Madam.” Sen. David Vitter apologized after his telephone number appeared among those linked to the “D.C. Madam.” Vitter’s spokesman, […]
Realtors Attend Worship Service to Pray for Better Real Estate Market
June 27th, 2007I love it! Via: North East Florida Daily News: More than 300 people with a keen interest in the Emerald Coast’s real estate market gathered Wednesday at Destiny Worship Center to ask for God’s blessing. The Real Estate Prayer Luncheon was organized in hopes of breathing life and positive thinking into the area’s slumping housing […]
The ‘Most Severely Wounded’ American Soldier
June 25th, 2007After a couple of paragraphs, I started thinking about fates worse than death and how those are some of the only things still made in America. One wonders what the man would say to his parents if he could communicate… I know what I’d say. The incredible thing about Americans is that they almost never […]
One Magic 8 Ball to Rule Them All? Hallelujah, Brother, Praise the Lord
June 13th, 2007Do you notice how this technocratic theocracy is the same old snake handling and sky god worship, but with “science” and computers? Same result, it just doesn’t look like a Pentecostal revival. Instead of people speaking in tongues and waving bibles, technocrats in suits are telling us that the machines will find the terrorists who […]
