Shit My Dad Says
September 4th, 2009I wish I’d thought of this first: shitmydadsays:
“Jesus it’s hot in here? Right? No? It’s fucking hot, you people looking at me like i’m crazy. You’re crazy.”
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Love it! Here’s mine:
“Be careful son, don’t break it just cause you can. Do it gently.”
“Gonna borrow my car? Don’t jack-it-around son”
“Don’t slam the door”
“I don’t know that I know all about that.”
“Get with the program”
“Look alive”
“Be awake”
“Get on the stick”
“Hustle up”
“If I said it, you can bet your ass its right”
“Damn son, don’t try to hit every pothole”
Ja…Fery f*ckin’ funny!
If it was my dad, about 1% of it would be really funny, in a crazy-old-man sort of way. The problem is the other 99%, which would be racist and clinically nuts.