Jim Cramer Goes Nuts Live on TV, Talks About Armageddon

August 4th, 2007

This is funny, unless you plan on relying on fixed income securities for something besides toilet paper.

Cramer is like a smack addict, locked in a padded room, who will do anything for another hit: MORE CREDIT!!! MORE CREDIT!!! MOOOOOOOOORE CREDDDDDDDIT! Pulling out the last strands of hair on his head, clawing out his eyeballs…

I thought that tarted-up cohost was going to have to hose him down with pepper spray. Maybe someone was standing by with a taser, just off camera.

Oh yeah, how about that gold? HA And that U.S. Dollar? Just over 80, again.

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8 Responses to “Jim Cramer Goes Nuts Live on TV, Talks About Armageddon”

  1. Nigel says:
    August 4, 2007 at 12:59 am

    “I know you’re passionate, and I hear you…”

    Whoo-hoo! I thought his head was going to explode!

  2. Jim Burke says:
    August 4, 2007 at 2:23 am

    He was a little irritated. At least he gave a pitch for the little guys. He is just a little short sighted. Opening the discount window won’t even begin to address the fundamental problems. He is right about one thing. We are spending a lot of money in Iraq to feed the NeoCon machine while folks in the US are losing their homes.
    I thought he was actually going to cry, then Baby would have peppered him.
    Do you really think people call him and tell him to help cover up this mess?

  3. DrFix says:
    August 4, 2007 at 6:19 am

    Doesn’t Cramer usually go nuts? “Rool da frikin markets dood!”

  4. EdQ says:
    August 4, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    I gotta tell ya’ I’ve never seen Cramer this upset. Nuts,crazy,off the wall maybe,but not like this. He knows what some of us out here in make believe land know, something is happening, and something bigger is on the way. Welcome to my world Mr.Cramer.

  5. Jack-Booted EULA says:
    August 4, 2007 at 8:19 pm

    lofl. Visions of Keegan-Michael Key on MadTV playing the deranged high school gym teacher.

    :o)

  6. Jim Burke says:
    August 4, 2007 at 11:37 pm

    EdQ,
    I think you might be right. That’s why I wonder if folks in the financial industry really do talk to him behind the scenes, knowing he might let it out to the common masses. Maybe he is one of the Elite that doesn’t like what is happening behind the scenes.

  7. DrFix says:
    August 5, 2007 at 7:00 am

    Honestly! I thought the guy was gonna start crying at any moment. It makes you wonder just how many lies, and how much horror, does someone have to listen to in before you snap.

  8. Ozzy "The Man" Diaz says:
    August 6, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2006/03/24/sad-money-cramers-stock-picking-prowess-in-question/

    Apparently his stock picks are no good either, but that’s because he’s on TV.

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