Yoga: Gateway to Satan
January 10th, 2007Via: CBC:
A school program to fight childhood obesity that includes yoga is drawing complaints from some Christian parents in the Quesnel area in B.C.’s Cariboo region.
They say yoga is a religion, and shouldn’t be taught in public schools.
Chelsea Brears, who has two children in the school system, said her son was asked to do different poses and “to put his hands together.”
Brears, a Christian, said she doesn’t want her children exposed to another religion during class time.
“It’s not fair to take prayer out, and yet they’re allowing yoga, which is religion, in our schools.”
Local rancher Audrey Cummings doesn’t believe Christian children should be doing yoga at all.
“There’s God and there’s the devil, and the devil’s not a gentleman. If you give him any kind of an opening, he will take that.”
Sure, yoga in our schools is evil, but not nearly as evil as that abomination called “jumping jacks”. Not only are the children encouraged to “put their hands together,” but also they are expected to position their bodies into perversions of the cross. And the bouncing up and down of all those private body parts — it’s OBSCENE.
De-evolution is occurring….morons and religious nutters are propagating in vast numbers, while intelligent people are producing fewer offspring.
Hinduism is religion, yoga is not. When we put our hands together, it is a symbol or greeting of peace. Is that such a bad thing to be teaching our children?
Yoga is a “religion”…a gateway to satanic influences and the antichamber of eternal damnation: north american “christianity” is an endless source of medieval entertainment, brought to you live from the 15th century.
Next step: a neat, modern, free and democratic, faithbased and publicly funded inquisition program. Be afraid, be very afraid…