State Moves to Ban Fake Testicles on Vehicles
April 28th, 2008Via: Reuters:
Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state.
Republican Sen. Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like “Truck Nutz” and resemble the south end of a bull moving north.
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Ha ha, after seeing a pair dangling off of the trailer hitch of some jerkoff’s pick-up, I wondered what the reaction would be if I put a pair of “lips” on the back end of my pick-up.
In any case, don’t people have better things to do with their lives than to legislate us to death? Jeez.
Why ban them? They’re an excellent equivalent of a “douchebag alert” warning light!