Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confession

March 16th, 2007

A few readers submitted stories about the Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confession antics. Yes, I saw it. No I didn’t post about it. Why? Sometimes, I just can’t force myself to take the nonsense seriously enough formulate a response, or even do a copy-paste post.

This, however, is the best commentary I’ve seen yet on this absurd episode.

Via: Electric Monkey Pants Intergalactic News Network:

This is an Electric Monkey Pants Intergalactic News Network special report!

Porn-star Ron Jeremy has confessed to masterminding the attacks of September 11, 2001 along with his long-lost brother Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. “We did it,” Ron Jeremy wrote in his confession, calling the mysterious collapse of the towers “the money shot.”

Also confessing was Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (or “KSM” as he is known to lazy Americans). KSM had long eluded capture by the Americans by disguising himself as a grizzly bear. Later it was revealed that it wasn’t a disguise; he is just really, really hairy. He twice escaped captivity by pretending to be a dog with rabies, but was recaptured while picking nits and lice out of his fur.

Calling themselves the Hairy Brothers of Destruction, Mr. Jeremy and KSM confessed to a long list of crimes against humanity.

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2 Responses to “Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confession”

  1. Eileen says:
    March 16, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    Here’s another good one: Khalid’s grandfather blew up the U.S.S. Maine.
    http://www.alternet.org/bloggers/joshua/49300/

  2. Mark says:
    March 20, 2007 at 4:17 pm

    He was even involved in cold cases!

    http://blurbiage.blogspot.com/2007/03/local-police-and-residents-welcome.html

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