Four Seasons Total Landscaping [???]
November 8th, 2020Does anyone out there have any idea what to make of this?
It’s being treated as comedy gold, incompetence, desperation, etc. but can that be the extent of it?
This was one of the weirdest things I’ve seen in a while.
Via: Slate:
On Saturday morning, shortly before the AP and other news outlets called the election for Joe Biden, President Donald Trump took to Twitter to announce that his lawyers would be holding a “big press conference” in Philadelphia. But there seems to have been some major confusion about where it would be held. First Trump tweeted it would take place at the “Four Seasons, Philadelphia.” Trump later corrected himself and said that the news conference was going to be held at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping. And the Four Seasons Hotel sent out its own tweet, making sure everyone knew that the news conference would not be held there but rather at the landscaping business that has “no relation with the hotel.”
When journalists arrived at the site of the news conference, they were flabbergasted by the scene and many quickly speculated that someone in the Trump campaign made a serious mistake. After all, the parking lot of a landscaping business in the outskirts of the city in an industrial part of town was a drab backdrop for a news conference by a president who wanted to convince Americans he still had a chance of winning. And making matters even stranger, the landscaping business was between an adult bookstore and a cremation center. The location led to lots of mockery online, and many people were very happy with the scene that was ripe for mockery, and some saw as a poignant metaphor of the failure of the Trump campaign.
The presence of Giuliani is one of the most worrying things about the Trump campaign. He made his name during a very strange high profile media event in 2001. And here he is again.
I am going full spam today, until you tell me to stop. Maybe you can invoice me for comments.
Another Giuliani eyebrow-raiser was the Sacha Baron Cohen stunt. Giuliani is at the center of very tightly fought media campaign, and he literally walks right into that? Perhaps he was just a very very dumb Southern District of New York federal criminal prosecution lawyer? Of course if Giuliani is that dumb then Trump is just a very very dumb highly savvy media billionaire for hiring him, and we are fully down the rabbit-hole.
At this point we are either full-matrix or full-4D chess. I have to hope the latter. In the full 4D-fantasy, Giuliani is throwing candy to the media while unseen, experts on constitutional law sharpen pens. In the more likely sad reality, Giuliani is just throwing candy to the media.
I know someone who is a devout Trump supporter and this is what they’re spreading around: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1325245980820824065?refresh=1604810029
Claiming the business is a “DNC money laundering shell company” and that Trump was sending a message.
Giuliani is a creature of 9/11. It’s hard for me to believe that he is genuinely interested in getting to bottom of this election fraud. I’m very confused about the Giuliani component.
And you who else was at the “Four Seasons” event?
Bernard Kerik.
Yep. 7:35. Look closely. Black suit. Yellow tie.
https://youtu.be/LWigM3lfYsI?t=455
There’s so much election fraud with this one. Electronic vote fraud. Absentee ballot fraud. Fraud during counting. The media fraud. Nothing new, of course, but the scale of it this time…
I was going over in my mind, “On a fraud scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being bait-and-switch and 10 being 9/11, where is the 2020 election on that scale?”
But here are Giuliani and Kerik! Participants in the 9/11 fraud, supposedly getting to the bottom of this election mess? At a landscaping business, “Between an adult bookstore and a cremation center.”
I don’t know, man. Very, very weird.
The thing that I immediately thought was, why didn’t whoever was answering the phone at the landscaping company just say, “I think you want The Four Seasons Hotel, and we’re not the hotel.” I tend to think the landscaping company would find itself frequently dealing with this accidental misconception on the part of people calling them. So yeah, something weird could be going on here.