Not The Onion: Krispy Kreme Offering Free Doughnut a Day to Anyone with COVID-19 Vaccination for Rest of 2021

March 23rd, 2021

I don’t even know where to start.

Via: Fox:

Krispy Kreme is offering Americans a sweet incentive to get a COVID-19 vaccine by giving a free doughnut to anyone who shows proof of vaccination — and inoculated customers can keep going back every single day for the rest of the year.

The company announced Monday that anyone who shows a valid COVID-19 vaccination card will get a free Original Glazed doughnut at participating Krispy Kreme locations nationwide for the remainder of 2021.

Customers must bring in their own COVID-19 Vaccination Record Card to redeem the offer, and they can go back for one free doughnut every single day — no purchase required, the company says. Vaccine stickers do not qualify for the offer.

One Response to “Not The Onion: Krispy Kreme Offering Free Doughnut a Day to Anyone with COVID-19 Vaccination for Rest of 2021”

  1. mangrove says:

    Well, if the vaccine doesn’t get you, the donuts laced with hydrogenated oil and high fructose gmo corn syrup will.

    I’m tempted to file a discrimination lawsuit against KK since it’s just not fair that I can’t have my daily donut poison like the privileged “vaccinated” class can.

    KK’s marketing strategy is probably sound though. They won’t have to give out that many free donuts to each “vaccinated” human, since those genetically modified “people” prolly won’t last a whole year anyway. KK: Winning!

    (makes me wonder if the Gates Foundation has any connection to KK)

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