Satire: Senator Feinstein Death Not Expected To Affect Re-election Campaign

September 29th, 2023

I had written some nasty things, venting decades of rage at this grotesque monster, but this is better.

Via: Babylon Bee:

Senator Dianne Feinstein has passed away at 90 years old. In the wake of the tragic news, her estate confirmed to reporters that her death will in no way affect her re-election campaign.

“Make no mistake, Senator Feinstein will continue to serve in the Senate and will be proudly running for another term next year,” said Tad Binkelstein, a spokesman for her upcoming campaign. “We need to move past this old idea that one’s death should preclude one from serving their country.”

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