Trump Announces Less Poisonous Coka-Cola

July 17th, 2025

For those in the U.S. wanting Coke made with cane sugar (and not high fructose corn syrup), Jews and cunning goyim could buy the yellow capped bottles. Coke bottled in Mexico is also made with cane sugar.

But I suspect that less toxic soda isn’t the point of this announcement.

The point is to try to get people talking about something else besides… You know.

This went about as hilariously as you can imagine on X.

One Response to “Trump Announces Less Poisonous Coka-Cola”

  1. Snowman says:

    Any drink is only as good as the water it’s made with. Mexican water?

    I doubt the factories anywhere filter out everything, such as prescription drug residue in surface and groundwater. The drinks can contain microorganisms, too, as long as they don’t affect the taste, odor or appearance. The company needs the flavor, color, thickness and fizz to be uniform and the drink not so deadly that drinking the stuff can be readily linked to a person’s disease or death. Healthfulness is not required.

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