“Meow? Really? You think I said ‘Meow’? No, what I said was “wow, as in wow, Mitt, your time at Bain has left you confused.”
choice #2
“Listen, I’ve had a couple already. Let’s just face it, ok. The media is paying for all of this. Just elect me, and laugh with me. I’m going to be president. This voting garbage is overrated.”
One look at the wife and I think Newt is drunk as a skunk and is still not getting any. Sheesh I hate to pick on women (when the man in the picture is the more obvious ahole), but man, what’s with the bleached blonde stiff coiffe? And the low cleavage?
Just reads to me that this is one unhappy woman and its all a show.
Newt might as well stick that finger up his nose and show us what he found. The man is a moron.
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choice #1
“Meow? Really? You think I said ‘Meow’? No, what I said was “wow, as in wow, Mitt, your time at Bain has left you confused.”
choice #2
“Listen, I’ve had a couple already. Let’s just face it, ok. The media is paying for all of this. Just elect me, and laugh with me. I’m going to be president. This voting garbage is overrated.”
Bbbrrrraaaaaaaakkkkk!!!!! Oops, pardon me.
I swear, I’m not a drunk like Tip O’neal…even if I’m starting to look like him.
And when i got my pants down, the doctor whipped out his finger like this…
Yes! He’s conjuring Tip O’Neill for sure.
Bbbrrrraaaaaaaakkkkk!!!!! hahaha
“Do you have ANY idea where this finger has been?”
but it wasn’t cheating, because she didn’t swallow…
Nancy Pelosi can pull my finger on election day.
She turned me… into a Newt!
Well, I got better.
Only one time at Bohemian Groove and I kept my eyes closed so it doesn’t count.
grove not groove!
“You’ve set me up to be the First Slut. Just wait for your NEXT divorce. We’ll see who will be laughi8ng then, asshole…”
So I told Romney, look, don’t try to bullshit a bullsh–I mean, sociopath.
And then i said “Sex with one woman for the rest of my life?
You gotta be kidding me Marianne!”
And then I laughed in her crippled face.
One look at the wife and I think Newt is drunk as a skunk and is still not getting any. Sheesh I hate to pick on women (when the man in the picture is the more obvious ahole), but man, what’s with the bleached blonde stiff coiffe? And the low cleavage?
Just reads to me that this is one unhappy woman and its all a show.
Newt might as well stick that finger up his nose and show us what he found. The man is a moron.
Keep telling yourself: As long as he keeps giving me money, as long as he keeps giving me money…..